We are very real, and we replied to your email today! 😊
Hi Ryan,
We completely understand your frustration regarding the wait since your order on March 5th. As we explained, an unexpected viral video caused a massive wave of orders that temporarily depleted our stock, which caused this delay.
However, we must respectfully correct your claim that we "never replied to any emails."
You sent us your very first email asking for a status update today at 4:26 PM, and our team replied directly to you just 23 minutes later at 4:49 PM with a full update. Please check your inbox (and your spam folder just in case)!
As stated in our email, we are a fully legitimate, hardworking team. Your new inventory has arrived, and your order is scheduled to be packed and shipped THIS WEEK.
If you do not wish to wait any longer, please just reply to our email and we will be happy to process a full refund for you immediately. We are here to help!
The Goofy Onesie Team.