A long wait
A long, long wait with lots of cheery emails from them assuring me that my dress was on its way.
It arrived today.
It is difficult to put into words how absolutely appalling this garment is. It's nothing like the photo, about half a metre too long, and made of weird, thin, stiff, shiny material that is practically see-through. The fastening button at the back of the neck seems to have been sewn on in the dark and doesn't align with what must be the tiniest of loops, so even if you had a moment of insanity and decided to wear it, you wouldn't be able to fasten it.
To be perfectly honest, I'm not even going to attempt a refund, and am not about to foist this dishrag onto a charity shop, it isn't even good enough for cleaning the car. So - bin!
13 de junio de 2026
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